The South Ocean Parangtritis Beach

  

Location of meetings with the legendary Nyai Loro Kidul or Queen of the South. The tour begin with a drive through the lovely countryside of the Seribu (Thousand) Hills. On arrival at Parangtritis, you will have leisure time to browse the beach on foot. Complete the tour with a drive to the nearby Queen of the South resort, to enjoy romantic sunset (including hot tea/ coffee) (4hours)
  

Parangtitis Beach ( The South Ocean)

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Leak – Balinese Magic Mystics

If you spend your days with Balinese, you will probably get a story about Leak or Balinese magic. And sometimes it is hard to believe it, but often it will make you very curious. To get someone that can show you about this magic is not as easier as you get someone who can tell you about Leak.

In Bali, people have a bad image of Leak. They believe that Leak can make one fall sick or killed. One wishing to learn about leak should devote his or her self to Durga, in hope that She may bestow upon one the gift of being able to use leak’s mantra effectively. After having achieved one’s end by means of offering and prayers recited during a mystic dance in the middle of the night in the graveyard, then he will transform into a leak.

A leak has a power to change its appearance into an animal, a bike or a car, a flaming ghost (endih), a demon devil, and others that he wants. A Leak has several ways to change its appearance: First, what Balinese call leak pamoroan. It can change completely into animals that appear only during the night. They try to suck their victims or just frighten them.

Second, Tluh, a change of the appearance but only its facial expression: The face is swollen, the eyes are distended and glowing with the fixed gaze. They appear at daytime, exert themselves to stab their enemies into stomach with a knife hidden in their hand.

Third, higher level is tranjana. They can appear during the day or the night. Their appearance is only to be seen indistinctly, partly invisible, or as a shadow to straggle his victim.

However to harm or kill someone, leak can also use papasangan. It does not need to change his or her appearance. Sometimes, leaks are seen involved in fights, measuring their power one against another. Common people usually are unable to see the fights. And the one who losses the fight will fall ill or will show sitting of blood and is doomed to death.

A trained (leak’s master) will usually find it much easier to transform its performance.. Having concentrated on a shape of an animal he is going to change into and recited magical words (mantra) properly, then he will transform directly into a leak. The leak is considered to be lower than mankind because what he eats include corpses and everything putrefied. He sees a dead dog as a delicious food and he mistakes foul smell for fragrance and perfume.

Actually, Leak is not as bad as people think. It is like a knife: It can help us or hurt us, depending on how and what we use it for. Mangku Ketut Rnam said that Leak more is like a sharpened knowledge and “it is not bad as people think, it can be used to help people although it can hurt people, too.”

LK. Suryani, meditation expert, also shared Mangku Tetut Rnam’s view, saying that people have misperception about leak. “People just see it from the negative side. They do not realize that leak is just like a meditation or other kinds of science,” she said. She believes that leak still exist in Bali.

Ngurah Harta realizes that challenges facing those who already have a bad image about leak. “Leak is one of our heritages that need to be retained to prevent it from extinction. If leak is said to be a bad thing, I do not agree. In fact, it will entirely depend on individuals themselves. If leak is used for healing purposes, then it means good but when leak is used to harm people, it means bad,” he said.

 

 What's your opinion of this?

 

 

 

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Reog Is Unique Traditional Culture

Reog Ponorogo is unique traditional culture from Indonesia especially from Ponorogo, East Java.

This tradition is identical with mistic. The most popular character in Reog Ponorogo is Warok and Gemblak. the history of Reog Ponorogo is from the legend of rebellion of Ki Ageng Kutu that is the servant of Majapahit Kingdom who the king had bad attitude. Ki Ageng Kutu left the Kingdom and invited the young people to go with him and they learned about mystical and self defense to strive again the kingdom, the message that Ki Ageng Kutu wanted to deliver to the kingdom is showed by Reog Performance as allusion to Kingdom.

In Reog Ponorogo, it's performed the people who wear mask of lion head which is called " Singa Barong" as the symbol of Kertabumi or the king of Majapahit. on top of the must they put feather of peacock which is like giant fan which symbolize China who also hold up their life. there is character which is called jatilan that is acted by the dancer who called Gemblak that symbolize

the solder of Majapahit. The character which is symbolizing Ki Ageng Kerta is called Warok that is the actor who wear red clown uniform. Warok lift up Singa Barong by using their theeth. the weight of Singa Barong is for about 50 kg so it is impossible if the ordinary people do that without magic.

Now, the art of Reog is performed in certain event such as weeding and great day. the performance has changed, now Reog is performed by using 3 part of dancing, which consist of 6-8 Dancer. the dancer wear black clothes and their face are coloured by red colour. It symbolize brave lion. Next dance is dance with is acted by girls who ride hourse. the dancer is not really woman but the man who wear women clothes. the dance is called " Tari jaran Kepang". after dancing the important part of this performance depends on the event if the event is about Wedding, the play is about love. and the last scene is singa barong and Warok.

Here I have pictures of Reog Ponorogo ^_^

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The Legend of Nyi Loro Kidul The Queen of South Ocean

The Legend of Nyi Loro Kidul (The Queen of South Ocean)
 Once a time, there was a beutiful princess named dewi Kadita. Because of her beauty, She was called Dewi Srengenge. It means the goddess of the sun.Her father was king Manding Wangi. Altough he had a beutiful daughter, he was un happy because he always expected to have a son.
The King decide to marry Dewi Mutiara. He head a son from her. Dewi Mutiara wanted her son to become a king in future. She asked the king to send his daughter away. The king did not agree.
Dewi Mutiara called a black wizard to curse Kadita. She wanted Kadita's beautiful body full of ulcer. Then,kadita 's body was full of ulcer. It smelled bad. The beautiful princess cried.
The king was very sad. No one could cure the ilness of his daughter. The king did not want her daughter to be a romou, so he sent his daughter away.
The poor princess did know where to go. Howeve,she had a noble heart She did not have any bad feelings about her stepmother. She walked for almost seven days and seven nights. Then,she came to the South Ocean. The ocean was so clean and clear. She jumped into the water swam.
Suddenly,there was a miracle. The ocean water cured her illness. She became more beautiful than before. She also had a power to command the whole south ocean. She became a fairy called Nyi Roro Kidul or the Queen of South Ocean

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BIOGRAPHY OF ALBERT EINSTEIN

Everybody know Albert Einstein.. who is he? he is my grandpa! haha

he was born at Ulm, in Württemberg, Germany, on March 14, 1879. Six weeks later the family moved to Munich, where he later on began his schooling at the Luitpold Gymnasium. Later, they moved to Italy and Albert continued his education at Aarau, Switzerland and in 1896 he entered the Swiss Federal Polytechnic School in Zurich to be trained as a teacher in physics and mathematics. In 1901, the year he gained his diploma, he acquired Swiss citizenship and, as he was unable to find a teaching post, he accepted a position as technical assistant in the Swiss Patent Office. In 1905 he obtained his doctor's degree.

During his stay at the Patent Office, and in his spare time, he produced much of his remarkable work and in 1908 he was appointed Privatdozent in Berne. In 1909 he became Professor Extraordinary at Zurich, in 1911 Professor of Theoretical Physics at Prague, returning to Zurich in the following year to fill a similar post. In 1914 he was appointed Director of the Kaiser Wilhelm Physical Institute and Professor in the University of Berlin. He became a German citizen in 1914 and remained in Berlin until 1933 when he renounced his citizenship for political reasons and emigrated to America to take the position of Professor of Theoretical Physics at Princeton*. He became a United States citizen in 1940 and retired from his post in 1945.

After World War II, Einstein was a leading figure in the World Government Movement, he was offered the Presidency of the State of Israel, which he declined, and he collaborated with Dr. Chaim Weizmann in establishing the Hebrew University of Jerusalem.

Einstein always appeared to have a clear view of the problems of physics and the determination to solve them. He had a strategy of his own and was able to visualize the main stages on the way to his goal. He regarded his major achievements as mere stepping-stones for the next advance.

At the start of his scientific work, Einstein realized the inadequacies of Newtonian mechanics and his special theory of relativity stemmed from an attempt to reconcile the laws of mechanics with the laws of the electromagnetic field. He dealt with classical problems of statistical mechanics and problems in which they were merged with quantum theory: this led to an explanation of the Brownian movement of molecules. He investigated the thermal properties of light with a low radiation density and his observations laid the foundation of the photon theory of light.

In his early days in Berlin, Einstein postulated that the correct interpretation of the special theory of relativity must also furnish a theory of gravitation and in 1916 he published his paper on the general theory of relativity. During this time he also contributed to the problems of the theory of radiation and statistical mechanics.

In the 1920's, Einstein embarked on the construction of unified field theories, although he continued to work on the probabilistic interpretation of quantum theory, and he persevered with this work in America. He contributed to statistical mechanics by his development of the quantum theory of a monatomic gas and he has also accomplished valuable work in connection with atomic transition probabilities and relativistic cosmology.

After his retirement he continued to work towards the unification of the basic concepts of physics, taking the opposite approach, geometrisation, to the majority of physicists.

Einstein's researches are, of course, well chronicled and his more important works include Special Theory of Relativity (1905), Relativity (English translations, 1920 and 1950), General Theory of Relativity (1916), Investigations on Theory of Brownian Movement (1926), and The Evolution of Physics (1938). Among his non-scientific works, About Zionism (1930), Why War? (1933), My Philosophy (1934), and Out of My Later Years (1950) are perhaps the most important.

Albert Einstein received honorary doctorate degrees in science, medicine and philosophy from many European and American universities. During the 1920's he lectured in Europe, America and the Far East and he was awarded Fellowships or Memberships of all the leading scientific academies throughout the world. He gained numerous awards in recognition of his work, including the Copley Medal of the Royal Society of London in 1925, and the Franklin Medal of the Franklin Institute in 1935.

Einstein's gifts inevitably resulted in his dwelling much in intellectual solitude and, for relaxation, music played an important part in his life. He married Mileva Maric in 1903 and they had a daughter and two sons; their marriage was dissolved in 1919 and in the same year he married his cousin, Elsa Löwenthal, who died in 1936. He died on April 18, 1955 at Princeton, New Jersey.

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Ayub Medical College (AMC)

Ayub Medical College (AMC) (Urdu, Pashto, Hindko: ایوب میڈیکل کالج) is a leading medical institute and one of several medical colleges affiliated to Khyber Medical University located in Abbottabad, Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa, Pakistan.^[1] AMC is home to 1400 students in the MBBS and BDS programs, with clinical rotations occurring at Ayub Teaching Hospital. The school has a large and experienced faculty to support its mission of education, research, and clinical care. Faculty members hold appointments at basic sciences and clinical departments. There are approximately 100 full and part-time faculty members consisting of lecturers, assistants, associate and full professors at AMC.

History OF AMC

AMC began functioning in May 1979 at the Education Extension Centre in Abbottabad after a decision by the Government of Pakistan to establish another medical college outside the Peshawar region and to further aid in the development of medical health care in the Hazara and Gilgit-Baltistan region. The first batch of 100 students were accommodated at the Education Extension Centre, while the present AMC campus and teaching hospital were being constructed north of the town. The District Headquarters Hospital, Abbottabad remained affiliated to Ayub Medical College upon the opening of Ayub Teaching Hospital in 1990. On December 30, 1990 the present campus of Ayub Medical College opened its doors to students and faculty. The name of the college was chosen after former President Field Marshal Ayub Khan, who hailed from Haripur. Today AMC hosts one of the largest medical school campuses in Pakistan

Ayub Medical Campus

At present the AMC campus consists of a medical school building, a teaching hospital, a nursing school, a dental school and a paramedical institute with supporting amenities for all students and staff. The medical school building has four air-conditioned, spacious lecture halls with sophisticated audiovisual teaching aids, well-equipped laboratories, museums and an air-conditioned library. A self-learning resource centre with access to the Digital Library of the Higher Education Commission is also available

 

Recognition

AMC is fully recognized by the Pakistan Medical and Dental Council (PMDC), General Medical Council of the United Kingdom and Ireland and the World Health Organization (WHO). The College of Physicians and Surgeons of Pakistan has recognized many of its departments for post-graduate training such as Medicine, Surgery, Obstetrics & Gynaecology, Oral & Maxillofacial Surgery and Pathology. The Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists of Britain has granted recognition to the Department of Obstetrics and Gynaecology at AMC for the clinical training of the MRCOG candidates

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When Your Heart & Mind Disagree About The Break-Up

You are sitting with your cell phone staring at a text message you wrote to your ex hours ago. You debate whether to send it or not. You stare at your phone while your mind tells you to have more respect for yourself. You logically understand that sending the message is not going to make the situation any better – nor will it heal your pain. Then your heart enters the scene and overpowers your mind. Your heart says, “Go ahead, send it, you will feel better…temporarily at least.”

The scenario above represents one example of a misalignment between your heart and your mind that is a common occurrence after a break up. Every decision you make is determined by a combination of your logic and emotion. If these different elements that make you who you are happen to conflict, you will understandably feel conflicted and make decisions that reflect this turmoil.

The concept of alignment will help you understand why you may have been in a relationship that was not good enough for you. It will also help you understand how to use your logic to help heal your broken heart. Let’s look at some more examples of what happens when your heart and mind disagree with one another.

Scenario 1 – During the Relationship

Your mind says, “I deserve more – this relationship is not right.”
Your heart says, “Stay, it will work out.”

If you were in a relationship where it was obvious that you were not receiving the love, respect, and engagement that you deserve, then your mind was probably nudging you during the relationship and asking you, “Why are we still here?” You remained in that relationship for longer than you should have because your heart believed that your mate and relationship could change.

Your heart believed that it was better to be in a relationship that was mediocre than to be alone. Your heart was saying to you, “Hey, give it a chance, it’s not that bad.” Your mind and heart were not aligned and this probably led to fighting, to an internal struggle, and eventually the break up. Often when we want more from a relationship than we are getting, we continually try to get ‘more’ by attempting to change the person we are with or by forcing other changes in the relationship. This is generally a destructive path.

Scenario 2 – During the Relationship

Your heart says, “This relationship is everything I need.”
Your mind says, “There are red flags here that I shouldn’t ignore.”

When one partner in a relationship is not happy, they usually provide indications either verbally, in the form of passive-aggressive behavior, or via non-verbal actions of their discontent. If you are the other partner that is madly in love, you do actually receive the red flags as signals in your mind. Unfortunately, your heart overpowers your logic in this case. Your heart speaks so loudly about how in love you are and how perfect everything is, that you drown out the messages your mind has received.

Eventually, after the break up, it is easier to see the red flags were present in your relationship. You also may realize that some of the reason you were deeply attached to your ex was because you loved the idea of being in love. If you relate to this scenario, remember, you deserve a love with equal give and take. Reciprocity is essential to the success of a relationship and you should never have to convince someone to love you as much as you love them.

Scenario 3 – After the Break Up

Your mind says, “I am going to be okay. In fact, before long, I’m going to feel like myself.”
Your heart says, “The pain is excruciating, I don’t think I will ever feel at peace again.”

After your break up, if you sit quietly and listen to your inner voice, you will hear hope inside. This hope is telling you that you will feel better, that you will live life once again with passion, and that you will experience love once again. The information you are being sent from your mind  is based on your history and the fact that you have overcome obstacles in the past. Your mind remembers the times where you have faced adversity and have come out on the other side stronger and brighter. Your heart is speaking out of fear; listen to your mind – it has a strong basis for giving you hope.

Listen to words from friends, family, and counselors even if they do not feel like they are helping to heal your broken heart. Every single word helps. Listen to every word someone with experience has to tell you. Up until now, we haven’t discussed the subconscious mind. Positive messages to your subconscious mind can overpower negative ones from your heart. Everything you are reading and listening to about healing is entering your subconscious and will help you heal faster.

Above I have discussed the logical mind being overpowered by a somewhat illogical heart. Please note, the situation can certainly occur in reverse. Your heart may experience genuine love yet have seeds of doubt planted by an insecure mind. In either situation, if you are looking to heal your heartache from your current break up, please know it is possible.

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The Myth of the Mona Lisa

While the 'Mona Lisa' is world famous, the origins of its stellar status are relatively obscure. After all, the genious of its creator and the elusive subtlety of his art, however prodigious, can hardly explain the phenomenal cult that has grown up around this masterwork. In fact, the Florentine lady owes her status as the most adulated artwork in the Western World to a thief.

Like the aging of a fine wine, the myth of the Mona Lisa was the result of a slow and obscure process whose complex chemistry defies formulation. It would be possible, however, to trace its first stirrings to the enthusiastic comments made later in the sixteenth century by Vasari in his Lives of the Artists. Does not his description of the painting, in which he mentions the eyelashes and eyebrows, tend to indicate that he had never actually seen it, and was letting himself get carried away by the legend?

Still, the cult of the Mona Lisa lay some way ahead. Although the work was part of Louis XIV's Cabinet of paintings at Versailles, La Joconde, as she is known in France, was neglected by his successors and we do not find the work mentioned in the Catalogue of the Museum Central des Arts (the forerunner of today's Louvre) until 1798. Contrary to what was long believed, the famous smile did not look down on Bonaparte's bedchamber in the Tuileries palace, but on Joséphine' s apartments. So much for the legend! It is true that the work was copied on countless occasions, from its inclusion in the collections of Francis I to the eve of the Revolution - Leonardo's apparently seamless, elusive technique offered one of the sternest tests of a painter's skill - but these copies, these bravura exercises, were no more accessible to the public than the original itself.

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Buku " Poconggg juga Pocong" laris maniiiiiisssssss.......

Buku ini tak akan membuatmu kecewa, emang sih judulnya serem biut.. hha , tapi sebenarnya buku ini jauh dari kesan serem lhoh...Di sampul depannya aja udah ada testimoni dari GIRING NIDJI "Zaman makin kacau. Pocong aja bisa jadi trending topic di Twitter dan bisa nulis buku. Parahnya, gue beli dan baca buku ini. Aaaaaah, kacau!!! Selamat menggelinjang, jiwa muda!!"

Gambar kartun di sampul PJP menarik. Bagus untuk konsep buku komedi. Kalau tidak salah, 4 tokoh kartun itu ’sahabat’ si Poconggg, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Mak Kunti dan cewe SMA. Kalau tidak salah lho. Mereka memang sering disebut-sebut oleh si Poconggg.

Buku setebal hampir 150 halaman ini, yang diterbitkan oleh Bukune, dikemas apik, padahal harganya hanya Rp 36.000,- Dan kalau kita beli online di Gramedia Online,  Inibuku.com,  ataupun Bukabuku.com, harga buku PJP didiskon menjadi Rp 30.600,-.

Buku ini terdiri dari beberapa bab. Isi cerita di semua bab, lucu. Dijamin, kita akan tertawa membaca cerita si Poconggg ini. Mulai dari bab “Kata Pengantar” saja sudah lucu. Dia bilang "Gue tegasin, kalian nggak usah cape-cape mikirin gimana caranya gue nulis buku ini. Mau pake gigi atau sewa joki, itu urusan gue. Yang harus kalian lakukan adalah, baca aja dan jangan nyinggung-nyinggung masalah tangan, deal?  "

Hahaha, si Poconggg memang punya kelemahan. Karena dia selalu diikat tali pocong, maka tangannya tidak bisa keluar dari kain pocong. Jadi dia ngga bisa menulis, salaman, pegangan tangan, bergandengan tangan, bahkan juga tidak bisa melakukan urusan sehari-hari yang penting, yaitu urusan MCK (mandi cuci kakus). Hiks, kasihan banget nasib elu, Conggg. Ngga punya tangan, berarti ngga bisa ngasih bunga ke pacar, ngga bisa ngasih kado ke cewe yang ditaksir. Berarti juga si Poconggg ngga punya cewe, ngga punya pacar, ngga punya kekasih, ngga punya bini, ngga punya pujaan hati, dan always (selalu) jomblo. Jomblongenes lah.

Bab selanjutnya bercerita tentang kisah sedih si Poconggg. Di bab Perjalanan Seikat Poconggg, dia bercerita tentang dirinya, “Poconggg adalah sebuah nama dan Pocong adalah sejenis spesies.” Juga cerita tentang usahanya yang “udah mati-matian nyoba, tapi ngga pernah ada yang takut” dengan dirinya, sehingga dia “pengen suatu saat kalo lagi dinas dan nunjukin muka, ada orang yang nangis dan ketakutan sambil teriak, “MAMAAA, ADA SETAN!!! SANGAR BANGET!!! SEREM BANGETT!!! AKU TAKUTTT, MAAAA!!!! MAMAAAA!!! NIKAHKAN AKU SEKARANG!!! AKU TAKUT!!!” Hahaha, sementara dia selama ini kalau lagi dinas di taman, maka orang akan bilang itu bukan pocong, tapi … guling.

Sampai akhirnya dia mulai membuat revolusi di dunia persetanan, membuat akun di twitter.com dan membuat blog www.poconggg.com. Dan nyatanya, kini akun twitternya di-follow hingga hampir setengah juta orang. Follower blog-nya juga banyak. Tapi, dibalik kesuksesannya itu, si Poconggg tetap sedih. Katanya, “Sampe sekarang, belum ada yang bener-bener takut sama gue. Sebagai Setan, gue merasa gagal.”

Bab selanjutnya adalah bab “Poconggg juga Pocong,” yang bercerita tentang usaha si Poconggg agar tidak dianggap pocong cupu dalam menakut-nakuti manusia. Anjaw, pocong Jawa gang sebelah, menguji kemampuan si Poconggg untuk ‘dinas malam’ di suatu komplek. Anjaw menantang Poconggg, “Komplek itu patokan kejantanan. Seikat Pocong baru bisa dibilang hebat kalau bisa pulang dengan selamat dari kompleks itu.” Hahaha, Poconggg diuji kejantanannya di TKP  (Test Kejantanan Pocong). Cerita Poconggg di kompleks itu lucu. Seperti yang diceritakannya (yang juga dituliskan kembali di sampul belakang bukunya)…

“Awalnya sih gue santai-santai aja. Sewaktu masuk ke kompleks, gue ngga ngeliat tanda-tanda bakal nemuin kesulitan di daerah ini. Pas mau pulang, keadaannya berubah. Ternyata portal jalannya udah ditutup.

TERNYATA PORTAL JALANNYA UDAH DITUTUP!!!”

Sengaja diulang biar makin tegang.

Anjrittttt!!!  Anjaw brengsek!!!!  POCONG KAMPREEEEET!!!!

Gue mulai panik!

Posisi portalnya kentang banget. Nggak tinggi, tapi juga ngga pendek-pendek amat. KALAU GUE LOMPATIN udah pasti ngga bakal nyampe. KALAU GUE GELINDING lewat bawah, lebih ngga mungkin lagi. Pocong dari lurah mana yang bisa bangun sendiri dari posisi rebahan? Ngga Ada! Berdiri tanpa bantuan adalah hal yang mustahil buat pocong. KALAU PORTALNYA GUE ANGKAT… ya, lo pikir aja sendiri… gimana caranya?
Sumpah, gue panik.

Si Poconggg bingung bagaimana mengangkat portal, karena tangannya memang ngga berfungsi.

Dalam bab ini juga ada kisah lucu lainnya, yaitu saat “dinas malam” dia bersama si Anjaw, bertemu gadis berbaju merah yang duduk di pinggir kolam. Petualangan mereka di situ tidak perlu saya ceritakan, tapi dijamin ‘ngakak’.

Bab selanjutnya berjudul “Cerita Horor Tidak Akan Pernah Seindah Ini, Kawan.” Bab ini bercerita tentang kegalauan si jomblongenes aka si Poconggg terhadap perfilman Indonesia. Setan yang perduli dengan film “setan” Indonesia. Kata si Poconggg, “Gue paling ngga suka sama adegan film horor yang ada scene pocong lagi di dalam lift. Gue ngga bakal pernah maafin sutradara yang ngerancang adegan kaya gini. Ini benar-benar penghinaan banget.” Nah lho, kok bisa marah besar gitu si Poconggg? Baca deh bukunya, ada penjelasannya di situ. Wkwkwkwk.

Bab berikutnya, bab tentang percintaan. Ini cerita-cerita lucu lainnya, tentang awalnya kencan dengan pocongwati, Dea. Tujuan Poconggg berpacaran pun dikarenakan dia terobsesi dengan “satu kalimat yang bikin gue ngga bisa tidur 3 hari, “Di balik pria sukses, terdapat seorang wanita hebat”. Baca deh bab “First Date”-nya si Poconggg, yang juga dikemas dengan kocak. Padahal kisah di dalamnya tentang kegalauan si Poconggg saat ‘nembak’ cewe lho. Hihihi. Belum lagi puisinya “Tentang Cinta”. Wew, Poconggg juga penyair lho. Wkwkwk. Sampai akhirnya si Poconggg juga membuat Bab tentang “Analogi Cinta”, dengan membuat banyak analogi tentang cinta, dan diawali dengan “Cinta itu kayak kentut. Ditahan sakit, dikeluarin malu.”

Mau tau kenapa si Poconggg galau dengan adanya Bencong? Hahaha. Baca deh di Bab “Bencong”, yang bercerita asal mulanya hubungan dia dengan Bencong.

Oh ya, si Poconggg juga buka konsultasi lho. Ada tuh di Bab “Konsultaconggg”. Di sini si Poconggg berusaha membalas beberapa e-mail penggemarnya, dari sekitar 72ribuan e-mail yang masuk. Karena cerita per-e-mailnya banyak, saya persilakan saja untuk langsung baca konsultaconggg, ya. 

Di bab “Sumpah Poconggg” dibicarakan tentang “Banyak hal yang perlu kalian tau tentang bab ini. Pertama, bab ini khusus gue dedikasikan buat teman-teman, yang berani dan kreatif dalam mengobral janji. Kedua, orang-orang yang ada di bawah ini adalah orang pilihan yang bakal ngelakuin hal-hal yang luar biasa konyol. Keempat, saking banyaknya e-mail, butuh berminggu-minggu buat gue untuk milih mereka yang namanya masuk di bab ini. Yang bilang gue ngga bisa ngitung gue sumpahin jalannya ngangkang sebulan!” Hahaha.  Kalau mau tahu apa aja janji-janji fans-nya Poconggg jika email-nya dimasukkan ke bukunya, silakan berburu buku PJP dan mengantri di Gramedia. 

Nah, di bab “Poconggg Madness”, lebih seru lagi, yang berisi kehebohan saat para penggemarnya mendatangi Citos, karena Poconggg mempersilakan mereka untuk bertemu dengannya. Mau tau kaya apa hebohnya? Silakan simak video yang diambil dari blognya Poconggg.

Bab terakhir adalah bab “Prediksi Poconggg”. Ini prediksi tentang bintang. Contohnya Virgo, untuk “Kesehatan : Parah. Karena suka jajan sembarangan, akhirnya kalian dimarahin Tuhan. Dalam beberapa bulan kalian akan terkena diare akut. Nama latinnya, Diaresinus Ngenesiatus. Semacam virus yang bisa bikin orang boker 14 kali dalam 1 jam. Hahahahaha.

Jadi, kesimpulannya buku ini sangat layak dibaca dan dimiliki. Silakan baca di kamar, sendirian. Jangan baca di bis kota atau angkot, atau rumah sakit. Bahaya.

Silakan baca buku PJP, yang dikarang (dengan gaya tulisan yang mengalir dan cerdas dalam pengolahan komedi) oleh @Poconggg, yang sampai saat ini juga belum memberitahu nama aslinya.

Tapi, di balik kesuksesan si Poconggg dalam menerbitkan bukunya ini, kita patut prihatin dengannya, karena dia tidak akan bisa berhitung banyaknya jumlah royalti yang akan diterima. Lagipula, Poconggg juga tidak akan pernah memegang uang royalti itu, kan.

Oh, ya. Saran untuk Poconggg. “Conggg, sebaiknya elu kudu berhubungan lebih mesra lagi dengan Bencong. Bukan apa-apa. Tapi karena elu harus sering-sering ke salon, untuk memutihkan badan, menikyur, pedikyur, dan mengurus badan dan rambut. Mengganti kain kafan sebagus mungkin. Karena sebentar lagi elu bakal dikerubungin pemburu harta, eh pemburu warta.” Wkwkwkwkwk.

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Poconggg Juga Pocong

@Poconggg

ISBN:9786022200024

Editor    : @anSyafrani

Proof reader : @DewiFita

Desainer Sampul : @yulianzone

Penata letak : @gigigitz

Penerbit : Bukune

Cetakan Pertama, Juni 2011

vi + 142 halaman

Harga Rp 36.000,-

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Berserakan kata Galau dimana-mana... sebenarnya apasih Galu itu?

Aduh aku sedang dilanda Galau nih...?!! please tolongin...! Sepertinya Virus galau sedang melanda negeri ini. Apakah kata tersebut sudah sepopuler kata Alay, Lebay dan sebagainya?. Sebelum lebih Galau lagi mari kita simak terlebih dahulu Apa Itu Galau? Definisi Arti Kata Galau agar mendapat pandangan yang sama tentang kata tersebut.

Beberapa Contoh Penggunaan kata Galau dalam kehidupan sehari-hari.

"Aduh sudah beberapa hari ini aku galau banget....!!"

"Negeri Kita sebenarnya negeri yang makmur dan kaya, tapi kenapa tidak maju-maju ya..? eh..mungkin saja masyarakatnya masih dilanda Galau". 

Beberapa Pengertian Kata Galau dari berbagi sumber resmi :

Kamus Besar Bahasa Indonesia :

ga·lau a, ber·ga·lau a sibuk beramai-ramai; ramai sekali; kacau tidak keruan (pikiran);
ke·ga·lau·an n sifat (keadaan hal) galau

Kaskus :

GALAU = God Always Listening Always Understanding 

Galau itu ketika kognitif tidak selarasdengan afektif maka terjadilah galau

Psikologi

Galau : 1. ber·ga·lau a sibuk beramai-ramai; ramai sekali; kacau tidak keruan (pikiran); ke·ga·lau·an n sifat (keadaan hal) galau. sebuah keadaan dimana kejiwaan seseorang yang memiliki rasa kurang percaya pada sahabat-sahabatnya,diamana saat memiliki sebuah masalah yang cenderung pada hal percintaan, orang tersebut tidak mempercayai saran-saran dan keberadaan orang-orang terdekatnya, cenderung lebih mencintai kesendirian, kesakitan dan ketersesatan, merasa tidak (kurang) di perhatikan/dicintai oleh orang-orang di sekitar, mencari perhatian dan merasa patut di kasihani dengan melakukan aktifitas "update status" pada situs jejaring sosial dengan kalimat-kalimat yang bermakna sakit hati dan kekecewaan, tidak percaya sepenuhnya pada rencana TUHAN. ini sih menurut pandangan saya dengan berkaca pada diri sendiri ketika saya tersakiti oleh seseorang, benar atau salah silahkan komentar, rasa kurang percaya tersebut dimana seseorang lebih memilih mencari perhatian dan pembelaan terhadap kesakitan yang dia alami bukan dari orang-orang sekitar, keadaan galau itu di jadikan kosumsi publik agar mendapat perhatian, cape ah...besok aja di sambung lagi. (http://roni-sahala.blogspot.com)

Apa Itu Galau? Definisi Arti Kata Galau

Pengertian Galau Menurut blog Tegalau :

"Galau Identik dengan urusan percintaan, namun tidak menutup kemungkinan untuk digunakan dalam hal lainnya selain percintaan".

Galau : Resah Dan Gelisah, Gundah Gulana, Berdebar, Bingung, Seperti rasa sedang jatuh cinta (makan tak enak, tidur tak nyeyak) padahal kondisi mengantuk dan lapar.

Beberapa Contoh Galau :

Perut lapar namun uang kiriman belum sampai juga, bisa membuat diri menjadi galau.

Jatuh cinta kepada seseorang namun tidak berani mengungkapkannya, bisa membuat semakin galau.

Bingung menentukan pilihan, bisa membuat galau 

Mau BAB namun tak ketemu Toilet juga bisa membuat galau

Cara Mengatasi galau :

Sampaikan, katakan, utarakan, lakukan, apa yang menjadi penyebab kegalauan tersebut. Biar hasilnya tak maksimal tapi paling tidak sudah membuat hati plong.

Itulah sekelumit tulisan seputar Apa Itu Galau? Definisi Arti Kata Galau, Bagi sobat yang memiliki pengartian lain silahkan menuliskan atau menambahkannya pada kolom komentar.

Salam Anti Galau.

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Boulevard

Lirik Lagu Dan Byrd – Boulevard 

 I don’t know why, 

you said goodbye

 just let me know 

you didn’t go forever my love 

Please tell me why, 

you make me cry 

 I beg you please on my knees

 if that’s what you want me to

 never knew that it would go so far 

When you left me on that boulevard 

Come again you would release my pain 

 And we could be lover again

 Just one more chance, another dance 

And let me feel it isn’t real 

 that i’ve been loosing you

 this sun will rise within your eyes 

Come back to me

 and we will be happy together 

never knew that it would go so far

 When you left me on that boulevard 

 Come again you would release my pain 

And we could be lovers again

 Maybe today ill make you stay 

A little while just for a smile and love together 

For I will show a place I know 

 In Tokyo where we could be happy forever

 never knew that it would go so far 

When you left me on that boulevard 

Come again you would release my pain 

And we could be lovers again 

never knew that it would go so far 

When you left me on that boulevard

 Come again you would release my pain 

And we could be lovers again 

 * Lirik lagunya sangat menyentuh masuk dalamm hati :D apalagi kalo dihayati oleh Galauers Galauers yang sedang menjamur saat ini, bakal tambah nyesek :P Jadi pengen balikan ama mantan... haha **

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